The snakes and ladders game of reincarnation

If I were God, I would divide humanity into Jews and gentiles. Gentiles would be divided between Muslims and idolaters which would include Christians and Hindus as well as Buddhists.

Buddhism is described as an atheist philosophy, and atheists are basically people who worship their own dumb opinions and often say they would rather die than admit they are wrong. 

Buddhism is basically codified Hinduism without the idolatry in theory. In practice, however, Buddhists are often seen praying to the statues of the Buddha. 

All Christians are deemed to be guilty of idolatry and blasphemy with two death penalties awaiting them in the afterlife. After these are discharged, bad Christians would be reincarnated as Hindus and good Christians reincarnated as Buddhists.

Good Hindus would be reincarnated as Buddhists and bad Hindus would be reincarnated as Christians.  

Good Buddhists would be reincarnated as Muslims and bad Buddhists would be reincarnated as Hindus.

Good Muslims get to heaven, bad Muslims are reincarnated as Buddhists.  

Most Jews, especially if they live in the West, have at least one death penalty awaiting them in the afterlife, so there is no need to envy them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment_in_Judaism

Bad Jews are reincarnated as Hindus and good Jews are reincarnated as Muslims when they will finally have a fighting chance at getting into heaven.