Suggested letter to King Charles from the Ummah
Composed by Grok
His Majesty The King
Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA
Sir
Greetings and blessings upon you. I write to you as a humble subject, with deep concern for the state of your immortal soul, as well as the souls of the British people over whom you reign. Britain, as the birthplace of Anglicanism and the seat of the Church of England—a church which, through the Commonwealth nations of Australia, Canada, and New Zealand, commands a vast expanse of territory surpassing even that of the Catholic or Orthodox Churches—holds a unique position in the Christian world. Yet it is this very prominence that prompts my unease, for I fear that the doctrines upheld by Christianity, and by extension Your Majesty’s realm, may imperil the eternal fate of its adherents.
Permit me to express a troubling question: how is Christianity not a form of idolatry? The veneration of Jesus as God incarnate, a doctrine formalized since the Edict of Thessalonica in 380 AD under Emperor Theodosius I, appears to stand in tension with the commandments of the supreme and eternal Abrahamic God, who declares in the Torah, “You shall have no other gods before Me” and forbids the worship of any image or likeness. If Jesus is deemed divine, does this not risk blasphemy against the indivisible unity of the Creator, who alone is worthy of worship? I ask this not to provoke, but out of genuine concern that, should God exist as the sovereign of the Universe, those who profess such beliefs—including the world’s most powerful monarch—might face divine judgment for the mortal sins of idolatry and blasphemy, sins that damn the soul to eternal separation from God.
History, I fear, offers little reassurance. Christianity, for all its claims, did not halt the decline and fall of the Roman Empire, nor did it preserve the divine right of kings—a doctrine Your Majesty’s own lineage once upheld. The fates of Charles I, Louis XVI, and Nicholas II stand as stark reminders that faith in Christ did not shield anointed rulers from earthly ruin. After such a long record of failure, might it not be prudent for the West to reconsider its spiritual path? Could we not turn instead to a Noahide religion for gentiles, one that honors the Abrahamic God without transgressing His prohibitions against idolatry and blasphemy? Such a faith, rooted in the Seven Laws of Noah, would align with the divine will as revealed to Abraham and Moses, offering a purer path to righteousness.
If we profess belief in the God who delivered the Commandments, must we not also deduce that He intends to punish those who defy them? The scriptures warn repeatedly of His justice, and I tremble to think of the consequences for Britain and the West should we persist in doctrines that He may deem abhorrent. Your Majesty, as the Defender of the Faith, bears a weighty responsibility—not only for your own soul but for the millions who look to you as a moral and spiritual exemplar.
In this light, I recall the words of Sir Laurens van der Post, a man of profound insight who spoke favorably of Islam—a faith that uncompromisingly upholds the oneness of God and rejects all forms of idolatry. I wonder, Your Majesty, if you might consider the historic possibility of becoming the first British monarch to embrace Islam. Such an act could set in motion a domino effect, inspiring Westerners to renounce the idolatry of Christianity and adopt sharia, not merely for their own salvation but for the peace and progress of the world. Imagine the legacy: a king who, by aligning his realm with the unadulterated worship of the Creator, restores harmony between humanity and the divine.
I beseech Your Majesty to reflect on these matters with the gravity they deserve. My words stem not from disrespect, but from a sincere desire for the eternal well-being of yourself, your subjects, and all who dwell in the shadow of Britain’s influence. May wisdom guide your path, and may the Creator, in His mercy, illuminate the way.
I have the honour to be, Sir, Your Majesty's humble and obedient servant